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Trading Hall Lobotomies

by Syntaxvgm on Jan 2, 2024

A stupid villager.

Make your villagers stoopid!

We've added something that makes villagers with special name tags tick their villager behaviors slowly. This means they still walk around and wont get in that damn boat, they still restock, but they are too stupid for iron farms, crop farms, or raid farms. With the name tag, they are about the same load on the server as a Zombie villager- a 50% savings! Please name tag any villagers you are keeping in a trading hall. At any given time we have hundreds of villagers loaded, it will make a difference!

To make them stupid, you only need a single name tag. This name tag won't be consumed and can be used to toggle their stoopid status on and off. If the name tag is consumed, the name wasn't valid. If you want a more stealthy name, "." (one period) is valid. Names are not case sensitive. Other valid names-

big stoopid
emotional damage
stoopid
stupid
nimrod
dumb
highly regarded
future mob vote winner
payday loan recipient
waterboy
beef supreme
patrick
biff
harry
lloyd
ed
beavis
butthead
goku
luffy
mlm participant
nincompoop
ignoramus
temmie
mouth breather
glue sniffer
towelie
brainiac
the fool
underclocked
ronald weasley

Doing this where possible is now an official redstone guideline. If you see your villager hall has been named for you- don't panic! If you need any of them with their full cognitive abilities just name one of the above nametags to toggle them. Librarians sell nametags.



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